Jack: Mom, I realize I am required to pose for the camera whenever I see it, but if it's all the same to you, I'd really like to get back to chewing on my foot. Thanks. Mom: Jack, seriously, I am trying to get a candid shot here. Chew away. Please stop looking right at the camera. Jack: I'm afraid that's impossible. Now if you would just move along, I could get back to my toes. Mom: So sorry, carry on.