Jack - a toddler.
MetaMegan - A Momma
The Setting: Early Sunday morning. The sun has not yet risen. The scene is bleary, slightly out of focus. A toddler whines in the distance, slowly becoming louder. The scene comes into focus.
"Momma, change my diaper please. I stinky" (Picture a tragically sad toddler face. Filled with regret.)
"OK." (MetaMegan sniffs, pats his bottom.) "Are you sure?"
"Yeah. I stinky. Puh-wheeze change my diaper?" (Looks hopeful.)
"Ok." (MetaMegan sighs. Heaves Jack out of the crib. Jack runs off and starts playing.)
"Wait! Get back here! Your diaper!"
"No - I not so stinky anymore. I play."