We'll be camping this weekend with some competitive people. The two contests we are going to enter are the dessert making contest and the most delicious alcoholic beverage contest. Hopefully the mountain biking will be the least competitive thing I do all weekend. For the drink contest, we'll be entering the drink of the summer. And as for the dessert, well, that is top secret for now.
Incidentally, people have been arriving on the Pear of Panties post through various means, including googling "camping panties" and "white panties for 5 year olds". The people looking for information about children's underwear should really look elsewhere.
And in case you are wondering, I changed the pink background to white because I was always annoyed when the pink appeared a second after the rest of the page.